IF A MAN SAYS............... HE MEANS

40-ish........................... 55 and looking for a 25yo
Artistic ......................... Unwashed
Athletic ........................ Sits on couch and watches sport
Average looking.............. Unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back
Bon viveur..................... Drunk
Creative ....................... Broke
Dependable .................. Boring
Educated ...................... Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit .................... Serial philanderer
Friendship First ............. Tight-fisted and / or ugly
Fun.............................. Good with a remote and a six-pack
Good Looking ............... Arrogant
Honest ........................ Pathological Liar
House Trained .............. Lifts seat before splashing floor
Huggable ..................... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Intellectual .................. Arrogant, boring, bearded and / or bald
Likes to Cuddle............. Insecure, overly dependant
Loyal .......................... Desperate
Mature......................... Old
Open minded................ Wants to sleep with your sister as well
Physically fit ............... Spends a lot of time admiring himself
Rugged ....................... Raddled
Spiritual ..................... Once went to church with his grandmother
Stable ........................ Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Successful .................. Sad
Thoughtful .................. Says "please" when demanding a beer