Irish viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician

to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an

Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even

taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let

me know how things went."



It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly

inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith,

bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"



"Really... what happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the

effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle

in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!



With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,

ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there,

making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop!

It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"



"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the

sex your husband provided wasn't good"?



"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!

'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as

I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face

in Starbucks again".