For older computer geeks

> A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The

>father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out

>anyway!

>

> Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up

>a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

>

>

> We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download

>from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that

>neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the

>delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

>

>

>

> Scroll Down

>

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

> You've got Male!

>