Rice - Bush conversation

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is new leader of China.
George B.: That’s what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That’s what I telling you.
George B.: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellows name.
Condoleeza R.: HU.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I am asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That’s the man’s name.
George B.: That’s who’s name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the new name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That’s correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Candi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Gewt me the Secretary General of U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.:You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don’t want Kofi.
George B.: NO. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me to U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy in U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy in U.N.?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is guy in China.
George B.:Will you stay out of China!?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me guy in U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of eggs rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And thze Middle East.