ponedjeljak, veljače 04, 2008

What a coincidence

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern, took a seat at the bar
next to a woman patron, and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence."

"This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating" he says.


"This is a special day for me, too, I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.

"What a coincidence" says the farmer.


They clinked glasses. He asked, "What are you celebrating?"


"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence." says the farmer. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"


"I switched cocks." he replied.

"What a coincidence," she says.

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