subota, listopada 06, 2007

Woodpecker joke

A Florida woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Florida woodpecker said that they had a Live Oak that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Florida woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Florida woodpecker to peck a Redwood tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Florida woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying all the way to California, the Florida woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Florida tree and the Florida woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in his own state? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

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