Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

Broiled Missionary $10 -
Fried Explorer $15 -
Baked Politician $100.

The Cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"